Jesus Cooties!

I heard on the radio this morning that three huge high schools in Montgomery County, Maryland are looking for a new place to hold their graduation ceremonies. Seems that for a number of years they've been using a mega-church that seats 10,000. Some parents have complained about having to be around all those Christian icons. Good gracious! You'd hate to have some of that Christian tolerance rub off on them!

Give me an f-ing break!

It's not easy finding a place big enough for all those grads and families. I'll laugh my ass off if next year's big gripe is that the students have to significantly restrict the number of attendees they can invite due to the use of a smaller venue.

I'm too old and grumpy to live in this area.